Red pill or Blue pill? Hell, take 'em both. See if I care..
I feel a blog coming.. And I’m sure you share the same feeling with me. So here it is, hate to disappoint you. The oracle saw this coming and I don’t want no albino twins going after me. Though I won’t mind Monica Bellucci firing at me. Pating! Pating! Hahaahaa. Sorry private joke.. Anyway, life progressed ever so slowly these past few days. The extra workload didn’t help matters either. But I got through that, in case somebody from work reads this. And as the smoke finally cleared and ammos were exhausted, a dawn of realization came over me(m feeling poetic, so what?). A series of encrypted numbers in an incomprehensible algorithm in a string of permutation in a logical progression suddenly formed an image so clear that even I wouldn’t miss. Do I appear stupid trying to sound intellectual and techy? I bet your nodding your head right now...
Everything is clear now. Clueless and feeling dumb at first (so what’s new?), I realize that everything has a reason for happening. X is on a bus traveling northbound 80km/h. He likes to sit on the window seat and sticks his head out causing a slight friction on the bus' aerodynamics with initial velocity of 10gazillion of whatever metric system. Y meanwhile is on his bike traveling southbound 60km/h. Its downforce measures -37googlitrillion of martian metric system. If both person are 1000km from each other, what time would they pass each other given that Y’s Tag Heuer imitation is 10minutes late? Answer: they wouldn’t pass each other. Y would die from exhaustion before they even catch a glimpse of one another. So what’s my point posting this math problem? No point. Nada. Pointless. Moo point as Joey would call it. Cause you see, there’s always a reason why shitty stuff happens to us. There a reason why Y got on a bike and mindlessly travels southbound when he doesn’t know his south from his north. An action triggering a series of reaction. Even a slight dent on the mathematical progression called timeline can cause an altered 1985, requiring you to travel 88mp/h to have the Flux Capacitor work just to correct the discrepancy. And just as the little green numbers traveling downwards (or is it upwards? Sorry, short memory span), I was able to understand why everything happened. I know now how Morpheus’ sunglasses stays on his face despite the lack of support seen. I know now why I slept through Matrix’ second installment. Though I still don’t know why Trinity, aging and all, still is hot. Maybe some things are better left unexplained. But still, as some episodes in my life unfolds, things got clearer. I was able to effortlessly pluck a bullet fired at me while the camera rotates around me. I know now why Trinity had the hots for Neo. Why-questions were answered, though not directly. Shots were fired, but I wasn’t aware that I was firing blanks. Nothing landed. Or some might, though were ignored just as well. Or maybe she had the realization even before a shot was fired? That she’ll not let anything land because she knows her purpose and had already decided even before I shot my blanks. No glitch was detected. Though I might have twitched a bit cause I never saw this coming. I might have an inkling, or was that just a dejavu on my part?
Everything is clear now. Clueless and feeling dumb at first (so what’s new?), I realize that everything has a reason for happening. X is on a bus traveling northbound 80km/h. He likes to sit on the window seat and sticks his head out causing a slight friction on the bus' aerodynamics with initial velocity of 10gazillion of whatever metric system. Y meanwhile is on his bike traveling southbound 60km/h. Its downforce measures -37googlitrillion of martian metric system. If both person are 1000km from each other, what time would they pass each other given that Y’s Tag Heuer imitation is 10minutes late? Answer: they wouldn’t pass each other. Y would die from exhaustion before they even catch a glimpse of one another. So what’s my point posting this math problem? No point. Nada. Pointless. Moo point as Joey would call it. Cause you see, there’s always a reason why shitty stuff happens to us. There a reason why Y got on a bike and mindlessly travels southbound when he doesn’t know his south from his north. An action triggering a series of reaction. Even a slight dent on the mathematical progression called timeline can cause an altered 1985, requiring you to travel 88mp/h to have the Flux Capacitor work just to correct the discrepancy. And just as the little green numbers traveling downwards (or is it upwards? Sorry, short memory span), I was able to understand why everything happened. I know now how Morpheus’ sunglasses stays on his face despite the lack of support seen. I know now why I slept through Matrix’ second installment. Though I still don’t know why Trinity, aging and all, still is hot. Maybe some things are better left unexplained. But still, as some episodes in my life unfolds, things got clearer. I was able to effortlessly pluck a bullet fired at me while the camera rotates around me. I know now why Trinity had the hots for Neo. Why-questions were answered, though not directly. Shots were fired, but I wasn’t aware that I was firing blanks. Nothing landed. Or some might, though were ignored just as well. Or maybe she had the realization even before a shot was fired? That she’ll not let anything land because she knows her purpose and had already decided even before I shot my blanks. No glitch was detected. Though I might have twitched a bit cause I never saw this coming. I might have an inkling, or was that just a dejavu on my part?
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