My Gang. Beware!

Say you missed me. Go ahead say it... I apologize to my avid readers out there as it took me almost two months before posting again..

If you'll notice boredom struck again. I felt the need to blog again. The evil in me told me to blog. Actually, I am also in the process of creating a so-called disclaimer for my blog site. Something like 'materials from this site may not be reproduced or used against anybody without my consent' or something to that effect. Meaning, if you're going to use any part of this blog against anybody, I'll be happy to help you out. Just ask my permission. hahaha! Until then, feel free to use my site in any manner that pleases you (not in a perv way I hope..).

Also, I've assembled my very own gang (see right part). I've got Martika out there, with the special talent to lick. She'll (yes, she's a girl. she's pink can't you see? duh..) lick you till you say lick me more! If you think she'll be distracted by pulling out a doggie treat from the box, well you're wrong. No doggie treat can be used to bribe her. She knows her master, she dont answer to nobody but me and 'somebody'. And if you get through her , Zancho's got her back. With a good sense of balance, this penguin is ready to attack. If you think that by clicking and clicking him will make him lose his balance, well... you're right. But hey, this dude is relentless. He'll keep coming back for more. Just don't give him a fish. He'll be slaving over you. Talk about loyalty.. Anyhow, last line of defense will be coming from Facundo. And yes, Facundo Senior is his father. He's a third generation Segundo Jr. Don't ask me how, I don't know how that happened also. Go ask him, i dare you. Let see if you get him to stay put. See that wheel? Ha! That is to him what the Batmobile is for Batman. It adds machismo. It gives him the 'it' factor. He'll be running on that wheel until he loses his drive to make babies...

Oh well.. If ever I feel the need for reinforcement, I just might recruit some more critters er, ass-kicking/licking, fish eating, baby making gang bangers! So for you people out there, be afraid. Be very afraid! As my gang is here to stay..